You. Yes, you. Go buy a Super Mario Bros can koozie from Heaven is a Bear on Etsy! It's awesome! They're all hand-made and made to order, plus shipping is only $3 and we have some mother-truckin' bills to pay!
My girlfriend is awesome and made this Megaman E-Tank can koozie and it could be yours for $10! She's selling them on her Etsy website so if you're interested, head on over and pick up one.. or a few. A few is better lol.